Saturday, August 28, 2010

groucho marx: god's messenger of laughter



A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

image: awesome tribute courtesy of photographer rodney smith

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