Saturday, August 28, 2010
groucho marx: god's messenger of laughter
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
image: awesome tribute courtesy of photographer rodney smith